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Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny. — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
“The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club.” — Douglas Lewis Copy Share Image
If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
When teaching your foreign girlfriend the english alphabet,its only fair you start by giving her the d — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
“What?" he said. "You let me draw all over your arm in permanent ink, but I hand you a vegetable and you… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
Derry Girls' is about more than just growing up in Derry. I think the humour translates to anywhere, really. — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Let me know when you're ready to talk." She stopped and glanced at them both over her shoulder. "Maybe then I'd be… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“I enjoyed your book. You are a descriptive writer who paints well with pen in hand. Your story had a bit of… — Josie Angod Copy Share Image
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Look,” she said, “apparently you bring out my inner slut. I’m not going to thank you for that.” Wyatt smiled that sexy… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“(Wolf) shrugged, without a hint of self-pity. "I don't know what they can or can't grow in the agriculture sectors. Whatever it… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
I mean, Lady Gaga is trying to be a freak or whatever but that quality of being very meaningly and heartfelt, but… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“You did make a few odd noises when we rounded the corner on the second landing, but no, you were most definitely… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“If trailing along with me is boring you,” she said, “you could go check on Books and Maldynado in the real estate… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.” — Matthew Benoit Copy Share Image
