“I read my email aloud to hear how it sounded, then I read it again in a British accent to make sure… — Jerry Mahoney Copy Share Image
There's a thing in comedy where you take one step into a bad idea, but if you take 10, then it becomes… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“Maybe they are militaristic, overly programmed, and somewhat lacking in a sense of humor.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Well now, look at this, they keep winter in a box. That’s clever,” she congratulated me. Then she shut the fridge door...” — Andrew M. Greeley Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“The worst thing was that her school-friends began to copy her. They thought it was dead cool to be a little monster… — Babette Cole Copy Share Image
“College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes!” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Her tears fell abundantly—but her grief was so truly artless, that no dignity could have made it more respectable in Emma's eyes—and… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The moment for me, thinking I might actually want to do comedy professionally, was when I did public speaking at school. I… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“The dragon flew up and settled in the crook of Mina’s hood, and quickly became invisible again. “I don’t trust that thing,”… — Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
“. She was beautiful, and her temperament seemed much better than his first wife did. Arman stopped in the middle of the… — Grace Willows Copy Share Image
“We're not dealing with Isaac Newton here. She likes what she calls 'romance.' To her that means candles, rose petals, and a… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“I’m forever hopeful,” he said. “That’s what friends do. They hope. They have faith in each other.” “Well, I have faith that… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“I stare at Hans. Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator. His hands are like cinder blocks. He should not be afraid… — Cyn Balog Copy Share Image
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. — Radhika Apte Copy Share Image
“What would have been the fate of sages if there were no fools?” — Ogwo David Emenike Copy Share Image
