Humor Quotes · Page 252

In comedy it helps if there's a friendly atmosphere on the set.

— Chris O'Dowd

I have always loved both drama and comedy.

— Molly Shannon

“Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. ”

— David Brent

“Oikawhat: i do nOT HAVE AN ALIEN KINK”

— Powerhh

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

— Ilona Andrews

I always wanted to do more comedy roles.

— Suresh Gopi

“I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.”

— Daniel Davis

“I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back’s not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just…

— Jayde Scott

People think drama drives story, but I think the comedy is really the heart and soul.

— Richard Linklater

If we can open your mind to laughter, we can slip in a little information.

— Virginia Tooper

Of course, the surest way to free yourself from an existential crisis is through comedy.

— Jennifer Beals

“He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.”

— T.J. Klune

“You are beautiful because you’re funny. You are alive because you’re a question.”

— Morgan Parker

“The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.”

— John Green

“I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I warned you; I warned you I was the Senses Taker," sneered the Senses Taker. "I help people find what they're not…

— Norton Juster

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I…

— Sloane Crosley

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Hoh, Boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set…

— Bertrand R. Brinley

I chose to stylize 'Among Friends' and add a dark comedic element because I didn't want to get pigeonholed as a genre…

— Danielle Harris

“The air among the houses was of so strong a piscatory flavour that one might have supposed sick fish went up to…

— Charles Dickens

People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on 'Howard Stern.' When he gets with Howard…

— Donald Trump, Jr

“It would be easier if they named jeans for celebrities so you'd know exactly what you were getting without even having to…

— Celia Rivenbark

“The truth about life is complicated, indefensible and embarrassing.”

— Alex Weinle

“Mrs. Friedman lived in a happy snow globe of AP History.”

— Harlan Coben

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

— Andre Braugher

I love comedy that seems kind of a little bit absurd.

— Sondra Locke

Comedy and horror are one degree of separation.

— Matt Rife

Laughter is the best medcine but you must laugh for s reason.

— Abbas Rabiu

“A spinster who cannot ‘spin’ a worthwhile ‘star’ is a fallen ‘star’.”

— Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

You can't hold comedy back, because it needs to be exposed.

— Jerry Lewis

Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts.

— Nikhil Saluja

In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective.

— Phil Callaway

I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?

— Pearl Jam

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

— Betty White

“When your dreams turn into a nightmare, it’s time to wake up.”

— Rachelle Ayala

Comedy should always evolve; it's so easy to punch down.

— Lolly Adefope

“If you regain your senses, come see me, I will teach you how.” - Cara”

— Terry Goodkind

“Simple shit makes this chick crap bubbles and rainbows" -Beckett”

— Debra Anastasia