Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Let's face it -- if I could scrap in a full-length bodysuit, I would.” — Lain Ehmann Copy Share Image
The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We used to have to convince people we were funny, and it didn't always work. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
“Never mind what God is doing. What are you doing? That's called interspection.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Yeah, even a black comedy. Where it's a little eerie. I'd love to do that. But there are about three really fabulous… — Sharon Gless Copy Share Image
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“When a woman wants me to do anything (my daughter, or not, it doesn't matter), I always insist on knowing why. The… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Jean," Locke gasped out during a brief lull between spasms of retching, "next time I conceive a plan like this, consider putting… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
The myriad-minded man, our, and all men's, Shakespeare, has in this piece presented us with a legitimate farce in exactest consonance with… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
My father was very funny, so I grew up with humor in the house. And I was always really attracted to comedies… — Susan Stroman Copy Share Image
I think comedy and horror are very similar in that there's a very direct intention. So you're trying to be funny, or… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
“Nathan laughed with little real humor. "Maybe that's because I was," he said. "I disapproved of the way Andrew treated you. And… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
