Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they…

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”

— John Lutz

“The Professor looked like a Protestant saint when the cannibal offered him the choice of taking six wives or being boiled alive. He wanted…

— Joyce Cary

“The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I have to share a room. I am expected to sleep mere meters from a woman whose mental ailment is unknown to me. For…

— Emily Austin

I hold that such a question can never arise except in a society of cannibals.

— Ayn Rand

We need new friends; some of us are cannibals who have eaten their old friends up; others must have ever-renewed audiences before whom to…

— Logan Pearsall Smith

I think there will come a time when civilized people will look back in horror on our generation and the ones that have preceded…

— Dennis Weaver

The ruling class isn't dissatisfied: they are healthy, well-fed, live in beauty, enjoy their own importance: fun-loving cannibals.

— Marge Piercy

[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle…

— Thomas Jefferson

No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are…

— Nick Harkaway

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

— Oscar Wilde

Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?

— Bill Vaughan

Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

— Ted Turner

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines..

— Stanislaw Lem