There is no rustic so rude but that, if he dreams or fancies anything, it must be the whisper of the Holy… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a… — Alex Potvin Copy Share Image
“Tennessee Williams choked to death on the plastic cap of a nasal spray.” — David Markson Copy Share Image
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“Helen ran off with a lover only once in her life herself, and for three thousand years nobody would ever let her… — David Markson Copy Share Image
“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“My most insightful comments have been forgotten while letting a whining dog out the door.” — Jael Turner Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Flurries early, pristine and pearly. Winter's come calling! Can we endure so premature a falling? Some may find this trend distressing- others… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So, if you think I’m arrogant? Selfish? Spoiled? You’re probably right. But don’t hold it against me. It’s not my fault. I… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Raoden regarded himself in a small piece of polished steel. His shirt was yellow dyed with blue stripes, his trousers were bright… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
“In the world of today, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of all of… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Only after the words were spoken did she realize what she had said. "My sins are all your fault, Brodick, and if… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
