“My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim? — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Hey, do you mind not squeezing my head off. I remember how powerful those thighs are.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always amazed me how little attention philosophers, psychologists, or anyone else actually has paid to humor. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
I never really saw myself as a comedy director, and I still don't. I see myself as a director. — Melina Matsoukas Copy Share Image
“can't even sleep through the night without you and those sun-dried ginger ale complected limbs crocheted into my thighs...” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because you have one.” — Jonna Ivin Copy Share Image
“Yukiko steered the subject away from sex as fast as she could. She was still occasionally woken by nightmares about the day… — Jay Kristoff Copy Share Image
So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name… — Jerry Robinson Copy Share Image
To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“They can’t help it, you know. It happens in the egg,” she reasoned. “As soon as they grow that genitalia, intelligence goes… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
When I was eight, I would watch 'Friends' religiously. I had the entire DVD set. That was my whole view of America.… — Geraldine Viswanathan Copy Share Image
“Tragedy is the shattering of the forms and of our attachment to the forms; comedy, the wild and careless, inexhaustible joy of… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Even though I had a great deal of respect for children's TV and theatre, it wasn't my intent to specialize solely in… — Stephanie D'Abruzzo Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, something meaningless occurs, somewhere with meaning.” — F. Thomas Vincent Copy Share Image
“There is no sense of worshipping a Guru - or anyone for that matter.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
