There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because…

Aye girl, you hungry? How bout some Dick-fil-A?

— Kingsley

U aint never seen a long dick

— Kevin Hart

“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in…

— Tere Michaels

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

You looking for a dick punch?

— Hank Moody

“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin…

— James Cox

“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at…

— Jay McLean

What up haters I'm back so how's my dick taste.

— Sammy Adams

“Be true to your Dick.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

Damn I'm on my own dick/ i dont see nobody blinded by my own shit/ i dont need nobody, I'm grindin out in my…

— KR

If I had a dick I would pull it out and piss on em .

— Nicki Minaj

“It being the first time in his life that he had touched female fingers under water, Dick duly registered the sensation as rather a…

— Thomas Hardy

“You could take the entirety of the common sense of humans and put it in the palm of your hand and still have room…

— Anne Carson

“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.”

— Jay McLean

“I thought you seemed a lot nicer lately. Dick will do that. Thank god, too, because you’re usually one mood swing away from snapping…

— Ebony Brewer