“The only wards I ever knew happen to be fictitious characters.” — Augusta Evans Wilson Copy Share Image
“Stop doing that." He motioned at her face. "Don't- Argh! Alright! There's something else. Just turn off the sprinklers.” — Lauren Stewart Copy Share Image
I loved musicals, love them still. But also, I'm really inspired by comedy music. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
“Dragons didn’t fool around when it came to protecting things that they acquired—be it gold, gems, or a monster’s body parts.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“Nobody evers seems to realize that a statistic is just a coincidence that has had a lot of experience.” — S.L. Varnado Copy Share Image
“Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir! Surrender !” — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
“Don't call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it's not sexist.” — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I have not seen anyone die of laughter, but I know millions are dying because they are not laughing. — James Merrow Copy Share Image
Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them. — Full Metal Jacket Copy Share Image
“There ya are.” Erik grinned at her as he came bounding down the steps two at a time. He stepped around his… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
The main characteristics of effective leadership are intelligence, integrity or loyalty, mystique, humor, discipline, courage, self sufficieny and confidence. — James Fisher Copy Share Image
I think I have a finely tuned sense of humor. I think just being around it and growing up in it... my… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
One of the things I'll always remember from my time with 'Black Mirror' is the sense of all the tongue and cheek,… — Alex Lawther Copy Share Image
I just finished 'Butter' for Weinstein, a comedy with this incredible cast - Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Silverstone - all-star cast… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“conservative n. A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny. liberal n. A person who believes in liberty, but only for… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
“I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.” “It would be… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
I cannot believe in a God who has neither humor nor common sense. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
27days I'm a regular girl, But when it's a full moon, I'm A Werewolf.. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
