A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart. — Terry Carr Copy Share Image
“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
I would like to do a romantic comedy, but not a romantic comedy that is cheesy. I want to do an old… — Sami Gayle Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We like to think the best of ourselves. We like to believe we always say and do the right things. We like… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“Homo Sapiens evolved to think of people as divided into us and them. 'Us' was the group immediately around you, whoever you… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension… — Craig Newmark Copy Share Image
David Dhawan is the best as far as Indian comedy films are concerned. — Akshaye Khanna Copy Share Image
