Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up. — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good. — Kevin Nealon Actor Copy Share Image
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any… — Kevin Nealon Books Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Blues Copy Share Image
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.' — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. — Kevin Nealon Abortion Copy Share Image
As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just… — Kevin Nealon California Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. — Kevin Nealon Dramatic Copy Share Image
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though,… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a… — Kevin Nealon Artist Copy Share Image
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I… — Kevin Nealon Comedian Copy Share Image
Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it… — Kevin Nealon Action Copy Share Image
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon Ambition Copy Share Image
It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. — Kevin Nealon Character Copy Share Image
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got… — Kevin Nealon Aliens Copy Share Image
