I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Eating Copy Share Image
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another… — Kevin Nealon Addiction Copy Share Image
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description… — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got… — Kevin Nealon Aliens Copy Share Image
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. — Kevin Nealon Missed ones Copy Share Image
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a… — Kevin Nealon Cities Copy Share Image
They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful,… — Kevin Nealon Death Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. — Kevin Nealon Child Copy Share Image
I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings. — Kevin Nealon Bible Copy Share Image
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon Audience Copy Share Image
I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper — Kevin Nealon Artist Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to… — Kevin Nealon Cigarette Copy Share Image
I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end.… — Kevin Nealon Commercials Copy Share Image
I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they… — Kevin Nealon Advertising Copy Share Image
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years… — Kevin Nealon Education Copy Share Image
It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to… — Kevin Nealon Action Copy Share Image
![“I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."” quote by Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e3a/kevin-nealon-8834_cities_i-enjoyed-living-in-new-york-city-i-like_1872936.png)
![“"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.” quote by Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/4e8/kevin-nealon-8834_adam_bruce-was-an-eddie-murphy-film-so-there_2684732.png)
