Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“Trace is cooking Nonna's lasagna." "Wow. I must see this." "He was wearing her little apron and everything." "Got a camera?” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“Sin: I've survived a winter in Siberia when I was ten. Boyd: what were you doing there at ten years old? Sin:… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Marvelous, isn’t it, how these Germans can shoot back at us even when they’re fucking dead.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys,"… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Disembodied spirits,” said his partner, “are not known to use telephones. Neither are spooks, phantoms, or werewolves.” “That was in the old… — Robert Arthur Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel amazing about life and other times you just feel fat and depressed, so I think it's good to be… — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
“Not," Caroline had said, "that I disapprove of your moniker. It is simply that my husband's name is also Henry, and it's… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Coveralls," I reply, and I know I'm no longer screening what's coming out of my mouth. He raises a eyebrow, amused yet… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?" Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig… — Sara Daniell Copy Share Image
“I smile as I begin to unwrap the item, so I can press the sweet concoction against my tongue. Just as I… — Loretta Lost Copy Share Image
“Vargo climbed in, twisted and turned a few times to get comfortable on the pillow, then pulled the lid down and latched… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They dined early, and as soon as the meal was over Margaret went up to change into the frock she had worn… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
Fight scenes, comedy - all are insignificant to me at a personal level. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
“I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
“I don't fear death--I fear dying before I've read Dickens end to end.” — Amy Elizabeth Smith Copy Share Image
