Drew Carey

Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever. Weirdo. Weirdo.

— Drew Carey

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

— Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

— Drew Carey

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

— Drew Carey

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

— Drew Carey

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

— Drew Carey

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

— Drew Carey

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

— Drew Carey

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

— Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

— Drew Carey

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

— Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

— Drew Carey

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

— Drew Carey

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

— Drew Carey

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to…

— Drew Carey

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

— Drew Carey

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as…

— Drew Carey

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to…

— Drew Carey

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in…

— Drew Carey

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK…

— Drew Carey

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they…

— Drew Carey

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then…

— Drew Carey

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on…

— Drew Carey

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more…

— Drew Carey

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right'…

— Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to…

— Drew Carey

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the…

— Drew Carey

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and…

— Drew Carey

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight.…

— Drew Carey

This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always…

— Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers…

— Drew Carey

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I…

— Drew Carey

It sucks being fat, you know.

— Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

— Drew Carey

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

— Drew Carey

The less government, the better

— Drew Carey

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

— Drew Carey

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

— Drew Carey

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

— Drew Carey

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

— Drew Carey