Humor Quotes · Page 178

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

— Mike Epps

“When George is hanged, Harris wil be the worst packer in this world”

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Buy laughter with tears, and you'll be rich forever.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“I thought I was in love, but it was only a head cold." (Humans)”

— Robert Emmett

“Call me Sunset. I'm always moving west.”

— Raymond Chandler

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

— Damon Wayans

There is nothing better than humor to keep a marriage going.

— Gloria Estefan

Laughter heals, gives solace, and is life enhancing.

— Liz Carpenter

I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in.

— Chandra Wilson

“Shakespeare has united the powers of exciting laughter and sorrow not only in one mind, but in one composition.”

— Samuel Johnson

“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.”

— Anita Clenney

“I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return?”

— Barbara Valentin

“He was rugged, sexy and mysterious, all the things I never knew I wanted.”

— Kathey Gray

“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not…

— J.A. Konrath

What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them.

— Martin Luther

Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update…

— Anonymous

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of…

— J. B. Smoove

I really like being surrounded by good, funny people or good, clever people depending on whether I'm doing comedy or drama and…

— Rebecca Front

“Oh God. It isn’t Wednesday, is it, Hardy?” he pleaded, ascending the steps toward the footman, who smiled at sight of him,…

— Diana Gabaldon

I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but…

— Aisha Tyler

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Caesar Flickerman asks if the president has a date in mind. "Oh, before we set a date, we better clear it with…

— Suzanne Collins

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -…

— Bob Saget

“The difference between design and research seems to be a question of new versus good. Design doesn't have to be new, but…

— Paul Graham

I took a stand-up comedy class because I'd always wanted to.

— Jeanie Buss

Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee

— David Frost

Are gingers allowed to eat at restaurants that serve soul food?

— Anonymous

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

— Anonymous

If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.

— Anonymous

“Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.”

— Euginia Herlihy

“Whenever Papa said, 'Jump,' I was always the first one in the air.”

— Ann B. Ross

“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?”

— Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

— Emo Philips

Humor is one of the primary tools for liberation.

— Frederick Lenz

“All aboard the insanity express it is, then!”

— Jonathan Trueman

“Eve is married to my credit card, not me”

— Poppet

Good Night don't get too tired from running in my dreams.

— Anonymous

“I'd better go before Kitty tries to act again.”

— Joss Whedon

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

— Dan Millman

“One just had to admire his deluded self-confidence.”

— Anne Taintor