“If religion is what gives you hope and purpose, I believe in comedy.” — Cooper Bratten Copy Share Image
“Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough.” — Gerald Everett Jones Copy Share Image
'NRT' is a comedy film, which has the extreme of emotions with Vijay Sethupathi and Nayanthara as the protagonists. — Vignesh Shivan Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
And I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously. — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
“I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.” — Lori R. Lopez Copy Share Image
“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.” — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
I try to be kind, and I try to reflect that in my comedy, but I'm also incredibly bad at being mean.… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
By his provocations to good-natured merriment, a humorist of the first water contributes as much to the sum of happiness as the… — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
“In this way the squad has merely made the turn-about and a couple of paces, while the squad-leader dashes backwards and forwards… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
Physical comedy and musical theatre were never actually in my main focus at school. I was more of a dramatic actor. I… — Ethan Slater Copy Share Image
“Good evening, gentlemen!' said the vampire. 'Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Even light comedy should be well motivated. It’s foolish to assume that a shorter book needs any less attention in the GMC… — Debra Dixon Copy Share Image
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there's a misconception that an actor… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I call my wife and daughter before every show and they say, 'Be funny.' — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image