“Born at Midnight - “Personally for me, wearing a thong is like flossing your ass” — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Comedy is important! When you're having a stressful day, and you come home, you want to watch something that makes you laugh. — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can. — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor. — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a... small child. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“I suppose the fundamental distinction between Shakespeare and myself is one of treatment. We get our effects differently. Take the familiar farcical… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“What is it, you ask?" Kali said, trying to cover her surprise with nonchalant words. "I haven't thought of a name yet.… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
