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[Andrew Jackson] was actually 70 years old when he left the White House — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
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Stand-up comedy is still a very male-dominated world. You look at a set list and maybe there's one woman on there. — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
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Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometimes, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Right now I'm sick of acting, so it's like, Maybe I'll do writing for a bit. Then, when I'm tired of writing,… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
Well, I came down to LA initially to join The Groundlings, which is an improv comedy group. I didn't get in, of… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I put things through a lens that is very specific to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
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