I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“I am a music snob, and proud of it. I'm a New Yorker; smugness is my birthright.” — J.J. Howard Copy Share Image
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“A dream doesn't mean anything. I dreamed the other night that I went riding on a dinosaur.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
America is where standup comedy was born. It's the standard. So you want to go and do your job where this is… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
“I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met” — Raji Singh Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in. Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?" Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip… — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
“On verge of going apostrophic, taking foxglove, myrrh, mare's milk cure, shedding articles, shredding conjunctions, but can't shake prepositions.” — Kate Campbell Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Imagine that it's sugar," Korbyn said. 'You're riding across candy.' "Salt can never be sugar," Fennik said. "We should talk about the… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
Something that's a hilarious comedy, for someone else might be a drama. — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“You know, I've heard you actually have to have sex to get pregnant.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?" "Blood," she said.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
