The praying mantis. The inventor of the one-night stand. Wham, bam, off with your head, man! — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
Appreciate the green grass you already have because chances are it won't get any greener. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Being strong on your own is better than being in a weak relationship. — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
The saying goes there's plenty of fish in the sea…but I think the line on my fishing pole has been cut off. — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
A man better knock my socks off first before he even thinks about taking my pants off. — Laura S Men Copy Share Image
We cannot control who comes into our life, but we can control who stays in it. — Laura S Control Copy Share Image
Instead of incarcerating pedophiles, why don't we use them as crash test dummies? — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to… — Laura S Adults Copy Share Image
No one needs to see every good deed you commit. You're not supposed to wake up a sleeping person just to tell… — Laura S Good deed Copy Share Image
I think the reason why babies sleep so much is because it's God's way of letting us make it up early for… — Laura S Babies Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going… — Laura S Death Copy Share Image
When voting for the Pope, it's top secret. No one is to reveal who they voted for. If they do, it's considered… — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
For Daylight Savings Time I think we should spring forward at 4:00 p.m. on a Friday, and fall back at 9:00 p.m.… — Laura S Daylight savings Copy Share Image
We all have a cross to bear in life, but Jesus took the brunt of it, and felt we could handle the… — Laura S Cross Copy Share Image
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. It can inflict more pain on someone than any weapon that can… — Laura S Human body Copy Share Image
On-line dating: Redefining words such as honest, athletic-build, and long-term for over a decade. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Keep believing; Hold onto your dreams; Embrace your faith, no matter how difficult it seems. — Laura S Copy Share Image
There is nothing revenge can do what karma can't take care of all by itself. — Laura S Care Copy Share Image
No matter how old we are, or whether they're dead or alive, we always want our parents to be proud of us. — Laura S Parental love Copy Share Image
Refuse to let your past define you. Make it kiss your ass and leave it behind you. — Laura S Copy Share Image
The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Funny quotes Copy Share Image
Saved at last! Saved at last! Happy Easter and here's to being saved. — Laura S Easter Copy Share Image
There are times that people actually do change, and then there are times that your perception of them has. — Laura S Change Copy Share Image
You cannot put a price tag on yourself. Never sell yourself short. — Laura S Price tag Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Black sheep Copy Share Image
Women don't need to be saved like a princess, but we do deserve to be treated like a queen. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Shallow guys want to get into a woman's pants, but a real men want to get into her heart. — Laura S Real men Copy Share Image
