I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
“I haven't told why I wrote the book, but I haven't told you why I sneeze, either. A book is a sneeze.” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live… — James Cañón Copy Share Image
“So Elizabeth, dare we take the dance floor again in hopes of repeating that splendid performance given by Lydia?” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like… — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Bruce Wayne needs a sense of humor to do his job. Batman, for a very long time, was going to a very… — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?" "Playing house" said Felix "Do you want to come and pour the tea?" Ella's not stupid. "You are… — Sally Nicholls Copy Share Image
SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“Without wisdom, a teacher is nothing more than a research paper: a knowledge filled text which is boring and has no practical… — Charbel Tadros Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“It's easy to sit on a mountaintop and tell people what to do and how to be happy. I have chosen to… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
There's a certain rhythm to comedy that is almost like you're dancing and you just go on autopilot, so to speak. There's… — James Wolk Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I want you to tell me something,” I whisper. “What?” “Don’t get mad.” “What is it, Ana?” “You do care.” His eyes… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“I WANNA CONQUER THE WORLD... or at least the tri-state area.” — Disney's Phineas and Ferb Copy Share Image
“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
