When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Globally, millions of married men and women engage the services of sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns about the increased risk of…

— Oche Otorkpa

New STD called Feelings.. don't catch em

— Syoung

“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard?…

— Daria Snadowsky

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other.…

— Anonymous

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

— Frankie Boyle

It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.

— Krysten Ritter

Chlamydia, its not a flower

— Tamika-leeigh

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well…

— Phil Robertson

“I felt the nauseous shiver in my stomach—everything from rage to empathy to morning sickness—that I had grown used to and now thought of…

— Olivia Sudjic

“Azriel lingered near the door, quiet enough that when Feyre and Mor began talking about some of her paintings, Nesta went over to him.…

— Sarah J. Maas