like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with…

At my school, which was all boys, I played almost exclusively lady parts. When I say lady parts, I mean parts that were ladies.…

— Hugh Grant

“You come in all tall, dark, and deadly and my lady parts go all cuckoo for cocoa puffs and shit.”

— Amelia Hutchins

“If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I’d find a more appetizing buyer.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

— Janet Evanovich

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other.…

— Anonymous

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

— Frankie Boyle

It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.

— Krysten Ritter

Chlamydia, its not a flower

— Tamika-leeigh

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well…

— Phil Robertson

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

F*ck like a whore, act like a lady and think like a man ;)

— Anonymous

As has often been said, a ship is like a lady's watch, always out of repair.

— Richard Henry Dana, Jr

There's nothing wrong with looking like a woman and going in the workplace and doing everything a man can do but looking 1,000 percent…

— Rachel Roy