“Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A sturdy hold, but I think there's something up with the material.” — Pete Sortwell Copy Share Image
“Like their ancestors, Louise and her parents klutzed away their days.” — Henrik Drescher Copy Share Image
“Should Never,Ever have got involved with Men again. Had completely forgotten the nightmare of 'Why hasn't he called” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“What can a man read in a library of cannibals? Bloody books bound by bones in tissues’ paper.” — Stephan Attia Copy Share Image
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Listen and learn from others' criticism.It will tell you as much about you as it will about them.” — Carol Vorvain Copy Share Image
What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise. — Mira Nair Copy Share Image
“Tears themselves have no meaning, they are only the representative of feelings and emotions..” — Shikha negi Copy Share Image
A lot of comedic things are a real science - comedy has so many layers that I, at least, didn't see before… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
My experience is at The Groundlings Theater, where we created different characters and did sketch comedy. And sometimes the characters were outrageous,… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
Comedy is the result of what's happening, not what people are doing. Because if people are doing comedy. It's embarrassing. The individual… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
“When she gets rattled, the South really comes out. Once when Daddy tried to cancel our country club membership because he said… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing… — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
“The baby went without a name for weeks. Mom said she wanted to study it first, the way she would the subject… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“I, the great and powerful D.S. will create a harem for all the women in the world!!!! For a woman, no greater… — Kazushi Hagiwara Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
There's the power that comedy gives you, and the enjoyment. It's like 'Yes, you're deferring pain, but isn't it more fun to… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
“Irony is the sense of humor of fate. From "Just Go" by Twila Vernon” — Twila Vernon Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image