Hindi SMS section
A warm Roman Urdu good morning weaving together the first sunbeam, the first birdsong, and the first rainbow into one wish.
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY
A funny Roman Urdu good night styled as an official train announcement for the Nindiya Express, now boarding at Platform Bedfoam.
Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
"Good Night"
Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video.
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
A mock telecom alert spoofing a recharge reminder to say: your love's validity is expiring, please send a cute SMS to renew.
DEAR CUSTOMER:
Assalam-o-Aliakum,
Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER
Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks.
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state.
1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!
Doctor: kiya howa?
Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia
A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs.
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....
Roman Urdu SMS that expands BANDAR into a string of flattering traits, then warns the reader not to get too smug.
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
Love makes time meaningless — no memory of when it began, no fear of when it might end.
Love is the emblem of eternity;
it confounds all notions of time;
effaces all memory of beginning,
all fear of an end.
What would your DON movie dialogue be? The sender's version writes itself: eleven cities' barbers are waiting, but hair is still impossible.
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
A humorous Roman Urdu boast about being so remarkable that even the sky and the stars cannot hide their jealousy.
Aasman Hum Se “NARAAZ” Hai
*T*A*R*O*O*N*
Ka Gussa Bhi “BE-HISAAB” Hai..
Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh “SAB”..
~ Kyun Kay ~
“CHAAND”
Se Behtar “DOST”
Jo Meray “PAAS” Hai.. !! :-)