Hindi SMS section
Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor.
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
A romantic Roman Urdu good night about scanning a sky full of stars to find the one that belongs to someone special.
Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night...!
Every heart carries longing, but building a Taj Mahal is impossible when most hearts are already housing four or five Mumtazes.
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
A daughter switched from calling her dad 'Papa' to 'DaD' — because saying Papa smudges her lipstick.
Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
A clever double-duty Roman Urdu SMS that works equally as a good night or a good morning, depending on when it lands.
X'cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to "GoodNight".
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir "GoodMorning".
Two sides of the same shortage: love is always something we want more of, and almost never something we give enough of.
The one thing we can never get enough of is love.
And the one thing we never give enough is love.
A wry breakdown of what love actually costs: phone calls, constant longing, lost freedom, and waiting for a message that might never come.
PYAR means....
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.
Roman Urdu verse about naming the beloved 'zindagi' (life) so that name at least stays close until the moment of death.
Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega…...... ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega……........
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….
A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick.
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly.
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
A playfully mischievous Roman Urdu good night promising relentless SMS bombardment until the reader gives up and smiles back.
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Goodnight!
Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone.
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se...
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se