Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?"
tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"
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Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;
Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;
aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);
Chand say pocha shandni ka raaz kia hay
Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
dekh kar mein chamakta hoon
Love many things
Love many things,
for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...
Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
When you feel cold and warm at the same time
When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
Us nay kaha aur dabao
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
bina good night kahey so raha hai.
raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai,
par dil main shore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost,
bina good night kahey so raha hai.
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Pathan ki mangni hoi
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?