us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
bina good night kahey so raha hai.
A teasing Roman Urdu good night wondering how a dear friend could possibly fall asleep without saying good night first.
raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai,
par dil main shore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost,
bina good night kahey so raha hai.
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
A comically shameless plan B: when the girl you wanted applies mehndi for someone else's wedding, there's always the younger sister.
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Pathan ki mangni hoi
A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he.
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?
Subah subah suraj ka sath ho
A warm Roman Urdu good morning imagining birdsong, hot tea, and the memory of someone cherished as the perfect way to start the day.
Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
Roman Urdu SMS listing three kinds of fortunate people — those with true love, a good friend, and the sender's repeated messages.
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
khushnaseeb hotey hain
1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai
2 jinhye acha friend milta hai
3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
A broken heart, like a broken mirror, is best left alone — trying to put it back together only cuts you deeper.
A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,
A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment.
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Aik bar karo na plz...
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
Nikal lena apna ATM
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna
Three motivational couplets about courage, trust, and smiling — the last one undercuts everything by telling you to just brush your teeth.
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain
Yearns to see the recipient day and night — admits they keep Cartoon Network on hoping the person will appear on screen.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..