Hindi / Text Messages

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

You are BANDAR

U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p

Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

aaj tumhein akeiley mein....

aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

Asman hum se naraz hay

Aasman Hum Se ¢â‚¬Å“NARAAZ¢â‚¬Â Hai
*T*A*R*O*O*N*
Ka Gussa Bhi ¢â‚¬Å“BE-HISAAB¢â‚¬Â Hai..
Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh ¢â‚¬Å“SAB¢â‚¬Â..
~ Kyun Kay ~
¢â‚¬Å“CHAAND¢â‚¬Â
Se Behtar ¢â‚¬Å“DOST¢â‚¬Â
Jo Meray ¢â‚¬Å“PAAS¢â‚¬Â Hai.. !! :-)

Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,

Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,

Goodnight

birds are chillaying

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.