Hindi SMS section
A cheerful Roman Urdu good morning blessing the reader with a ray of happiness, a ray of laughter, and a ray of good health.
Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning
Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else.
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Longing makes rest impossible, but the courage to reach out takes far more than a single moment allows — centuries of patience, not minutes.
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,
Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai
A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely.
Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM
Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness.
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota...
MAD bolay to (more…)
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do...
Engineering student life mapped to Bollywood film titles — from 'Socha Na Tha' for exams to 'Mission Impossible' for Maths 1 and 'Phir Milenge' for failure.
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Genuine love means choosing someone's happiness even when that happiness has no room left in it for you.
If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy...
even if its not with you.
A flattering build-up about beauty and depth — landing squarely on the one compliment nobody actually asked for.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s.
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
Roman Urdu verse about evening sadness and broken hopes, the beloved's memory sharpest when the moon moves near its stars.
Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai
Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai
teri yad aise me boht aati hai
chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!
Roman Urdu SMS organized into six triads of life advice — from parents and youth to death, debt, and the weight of a promise.
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
parho samjho or amal bhi karo