Hindi SMS section
A warm Roman Urdu good night where the moon, blooming flowers, and the whole world seem to come alive just from your presence.
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight
A short Roman Urdu wisdom piece reminding us to seek provision in daylight and turn toward its Giver in the quiet of the night.
Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo,
aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY"
talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.
A playful Hinglish morning update narrating nature waking up in wonderfully creative spelling, from chirping birds to a glowing peacock.
birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching
all are kahing
to u Good Morning
&
u r still soying???
A dramatic Urdu verse gets hijacked by a college confession — you're not the only one setting hearts on fire around here.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first.
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?"
tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"
Roman Urdu SMS using brand names — Cadbury, Closeup, Fair & Lovely — as lighthearted templates for how to live well.
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;
Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;
aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);
The moon is asked why it glows so brightly, and its answer points quietly to one person whose presence lights everything up.
Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
dekh kar mein chamakta hoon
A case for loving broadly — those who love deeply accomplish more, and anything done with love is done right.
Love many things,
for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure.
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
A spot-on description of those early unmistakable symptoms when you're rereading the same line ten times and one name has taken over your entire mind.
When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word.
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.