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Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,

Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota...

MAD bolay to (more…)

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

If you truly love someone

If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy...
even if its not with you.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Mushraf ki niyat

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

Dil udaas hoota hay

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai
Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai

teri yad aise me boht aati hai
chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

3 cheezain

3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani

3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam

3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla

3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar

3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz

parho samjho or amal bhi karo

Good morning & have a nice day

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

"Good Night"

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki