Hindi SMS section
Roman Urdu SMS comparing the sender's fate to stars — not admired like the moon, but called on only to fall.
Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain
or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai,
hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish
ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.
Laila and Majnu switch to carrier pigeons after getting tired of mobiles. One day a pigeon arrives with no letter — it was a missed call.
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this?
Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.
A good night SMS that builds through dreams and finding someone to love, then lands on: if none of that works, just grab your pillow and sleep.
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night
A generational contrast in love: the classic girl waits patiently for first love, while the modern girl already has a replacement lined up.
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
No distance or effort can erase someone who has become part of your thoughts and dreams — a message for the one who keeps trying to forget.
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Roman Urdu couplet: the speaker asks the beloved to stop visiting in memory, as the torment of their absence is already enough.
Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...!
Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!
Roman Urdu verse about an impossible love: distance cannot bring freedom, and closeness cannot deliver the speaker to their destination.
Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,
Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!
A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand.
Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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"MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...
A funny Roman Urdu confession: the sender would still be fast asleep if it weren't for the important duty of wishing you good morning.
Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,
Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.
Good Morning
A practical Roman Urdu wisdom list naming five precious things and the five different situations where each one needs to be guarded.
5 chizon ki 5 jaga hifazat karni hay..
1:Mehfil me ZUBAN ki
2:Bazar me ANKH ki
3:NAMAZ me DIL ki
4:Dastarkhuwan me PAYT ki
5:Nigah mein HAYA ki
Shopkeeper asks a man buying pizza in a storm whether he's married — only a wife would send someone out in this weather.
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
"Aao kamray mein chalain"
Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"