Hindi / Text Messages

A brief Urdu couplet about a heart broken many times over — but still unable to give up on love despite it.

Ek Bar Nahi Yeh Dill Sou Baar Hai Toota...
Par Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota... :P :*

Paya tha jisay khuwab mein

A romantic Roman Urdu good morning about waking from dreams still full of longing, eyes opening to yearning rather than rest.

>G |'""/"""|
>– | –R‘I‘G
>– |__|'v'|__|
>D

Aankhen KhuLi to Jaag
Uthi Hasraten "TAMAM"

Usko Bhi KHO
Diya, Jisay
Paaya tha KHUWAB
me..!!

subah ka sweet salam

A decorative Roman Urdu good morning greeting dressed up in ASCII art, carrying a sweet morning salaam.

,"*",/),,/),"*",
,"*",( ';' ),"*",
,"*",(,,)(,,) Subha Ka,,"*"

,"*",Sweet, Sa,"*",, ,"*",Salam,"*",

,"*",,"GOOD",,"*",
,"*",MORNING,"*",

Gharoor tootnay na do

A Roman Urdu wisdom quote from Hazrat Ali advising that self-respect means never giving someone the satisfaction of winning you back with ego.

Hazrat ALI (R.A) said:
"Agar Kisi Ko Yeh Ghuroor Ho
K Wo Tum Se Jitni Martaba Naraz Ho
To Tum Usay Mana Lo Ge
To Behtar Hai
Tum Uska Yeh Gharoor Tootnay Na Do"

Teacher, student and kiss

A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms.

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi...
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

True love brings...

Real love doesn't flatter you — it holds a mirror in front of you every day, whether you like what you see or not.

"True love brings up everything-
you're allowing a mirror
to be held up to you daily"

Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week.

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Roman Urdu SMS arguing that a stone heart is actually loyal: names carved in rock, unlike names traced in sand, never wash away.

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi
Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi,

Log humein pathar dil kehte hain,
Lekin wo jante nahi,
Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

A warm Roman Urdu good night confessing that going to sleep without thinking of a beloved friend is simply not possible.

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!

Good Night (S)

Life ho to aisi

A full weekly life plan: love on Monday, engagement Tuesday, wedding Thursday, fighting Friday, divorce Saturday, rest Sunday, next person Monday.

Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.

Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you.

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!