Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
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Hindi / Text Messages
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!
Qeemti na kar dost,,, mahengi chiz
Itna qeemti na kar khud ko aye dost...!
Hum Ghareeb log hain,
Mehangi cheez aksar choor detay hain...!
LOVE
I LOVE YOU
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Gulab ka phool bano!
Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Itne kum marks..??
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
college mei school ki yaad aayi.
college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!