Hindi SMS section
A couplet about missing someone wherever laughter happens — then a note explaining what the poet was really saying about them.
Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote
Tashreeh:
Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->
A Roman Urdu wisdom message urging us to keep life within our needs and pull back from desires, since even the poorest find their needs met.
Apni Zindgi ko Zaroriyat Tak Mehdood Rekho,
Khwaheshat sa Perhaiz Karo.
Kyonka...
Zaruriyat Faqeer ki b Puri ho jati hai or..
Khwaheshat Badshah ki b reh Jati hain.
Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message.
Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,
Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...
A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind.
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
A funny Roman Urdu motivational story where a generous act earns a Mercedes, only for the final twist to make everyone question everything.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna...!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
ASCII art SMS using block-letter arrangements to spell out 'Muskurao' (smile) and 'Hanso' (laugh), urging the reader to do both from the heart.
—"/”"”l
l USKURAO
l__l’v'l__l
OR
!”‘”!_!’””!
! _ ANSO
!__! !__!
Har Pal
l”"”"/
l D )
L___ IL SE
Bush's dog decides he's had enough and makes a dramatic political statement while sinking — a slapstick jab at cohabitation and loyalty.
Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Builds slow suspense asking what happens when lips meet lips — the answer is simply that your mouth closes.
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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?
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socho??
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nai pata?
???
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
Roman Urdu SMS spelling out a bond in single words — trust, pride, honor, expectation — ending with the wait for the next message.
(EHSAAS)
ap ki mohabbat ka,
(BHAROOSA)
ap ki baton ka,
(QADAR)
ap k name ki,
(FAKHAR)
ap se dosti ka,
(INTIZAAR)
ap k sweet sms ka..
Funny Rakhi SMS revealing that all those girls waiting eagerly for the reader are not admirers — they want to tie a rakhi thread.
Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!
A heartfelt Roman Urdu good luck dua wishing the recipient a rise so high that even the sky looks up in envy.
Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay,
kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay,
har more per frishtay hon sath tairay,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay...
best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future