Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain
Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.
Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai
Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai
Subzi Mandi ki tarha
Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I¢â‚¬â¢ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie¢â‚¬â¢s name is
¢â‚¬Å“AQAL HO NA HO¢â‚¬Â
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal ¢â‚¬Å“KATORI¢â‚¬Â utha aur shuru ho ja.
Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P
"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"
Yeh mobile kis ka hay?
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.
Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.
Sala character dheela hay
"Munni Aur Sheela"
Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To
"SALA Character Dhela Hy!
Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!
Muhabbat khuwab hoti hay....
Mohabat khawab hoti hai,
Mohabat baat hoti hai,
Ager koi pooch bethey to
mohabat raaz hoti hai,
Machalti hui umangon ka
sohana saath hoti hai,
Ager koi dhondna chahy to
mohabat nayab hoti hai,
Mohabat yun b hoti hai
kurbay zaat hoti hai,
Mohabat phool hai shayid!
Ghamon ki dhool hai shaid!
Ksi ka saath hai shaid!
Chamakti raat hai shaid!
Mohabat pur sk¸¸n b hai.,
Mager!
Betaab hoti hai!
Saray he kam oltay hotay hain
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
KOi apna aisa hua kare....!
Koi apna aisa hua kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,
Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,
Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,
Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas chala kare,
Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon,
Meri wapsi ki dua kare,
Koi apna aisa hua kare,
KOi apna aisa hua kare....!