Hindi SMS section
Father threatens to slap his son over poor marks; son quietly mentions he has already found out where the teacher lives.
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Warm playful Raksha Bandhan SMS from a sibling calling the sister sweeter than rasmalai, gulab jamun, and jalebi put together.
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Roman Urdu SMS about layers of nostalgia: college prompts memories of school, thorns recall flowers, and life itself recalls a dear friend's face.
college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!
A boy asks if the girl will love him with a broken heart or until her heart breaks. She responds with a broken slipper or until it breaks.
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
A structured Roman Urdu wisdom guide listing three things to keep in check, three to reject, and three to cherish — drawn from Islamic tradition.
3 Chizon per qabu rakho
"GHUSSA"
"DOOLAT"
"NAFS"
3 chizon say nafrat karo
"ZULM"
"GHUROOR"
"BEHAYAI"
3 chizon ko Apnao
"EMAN"
"QURAN"
"SABAR"
3 chizon ko yaad rakho
"AHSAAN"
"DOOST"
"MAUT"
3 chizon say bacho
"HASAD"
"CHUGLI"
"GHEEBAT"
3 chizain soch ker uthao
"QALAM"
"QADAM"
"QASAM"
A quiet Urdu couplet reminding us that love isn't only about gaining — sometimes losing someone is its own form of devotion.
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain
Flattery folded inside a light insult: your smile is dangerous, your blush lethal — were you always this trouble or did someone teach you?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night with a moonlit backdrop and street-style swagger, sending you off to sleep in style.
Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night
A gentle Roman Urdu good morning wish wrapped in birdsong, soft breeze, and the warmth of thinking about someone special at dawn.
Is pyari si subah mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan,
aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)
A poetic Roman Urdu birthday greeting pairing roses with gardens and lovers with beloveds, culminating in a heartfelt birthday wish.
Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak...
Hamari taraf se aap ko ... Naya Janam Din Mubarak
Funny Rakhi SMS warning men: if you see a woman with something shiny in her hand near the festival, move away fast — it might be a rakhi.
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!