Grand romantic promises — pulling down the moon, redirecting winds — followed by an honest admission that most of it is just sweet lies.
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
A comically exaggerated declaration stacking wild comparisons — Pepsi, smelly socks, political corruption — all to say those three words with a grin.
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
Har rooz.....
Roman Urdu verse about daily small losses — a breaking dream, a drifting friend — and the pattern of the most-remembered always forgetting first.
Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay
naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay...
Dua kon karay ga?
Roman Urdu SMS on a mother's enduring prayer: like moisture that stays in sand long after the sea has gone dry.
1 Din maa se pocha k
maa k marnay k baad,
dua kon karay ga?
Tu maa boli!
Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi
rait mein nami reh jati hay
Insan ki haqiqi tasveer
A brief Roman Urdu wisdom piece observing that no mirror reflects a person more truthfully than the words that come out of their mouth.
Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi
Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta
Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai"
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari
A declaration that one person has become more precious than life itself — every friendship and bond worth less than their love.
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband complains wife can't remove stones from rice; she fires back that he has 32 teeth and can chew them himself.
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
To my loveable and kanjoos brother
Playful Rakhi SMS from a sister asking her 'loveable but kanjoos' brother for at least some commission in exchange for all those prayers.
Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
I have no regrets.
Five minutes of real love outweighs an eternity of the hurt that follows — and that trade is never something to regret.
I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor
A list of creative zoo-animal insults delivered as a fake disclaimer: don't actually say these to anyone, it would hurt feelings.
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
A funny Roman Urdu good morning about sending cheerful daily greetings and receiving back a stare that looks like a compiler error report.
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!