Hindi / Text Messages

Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi
Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta
Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai"

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

To my loveable and kanjoos brother

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother¢â‚¬Â¦
Just kidding as always.

¢â‚¬Å“Happy Raksha Bandhan¢â‚¬Â

I have no regrets.

I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Hamari qismat to taron jaisi hai

Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain
or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai,
hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish
ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles¢â‚¬Â¦

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.