(224 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
Loading...Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
(43 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...Never Lie To People,
Because
The People You Are Able
To Lie To,
Are The People
Who Trust You!
(36 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
(171 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
(46 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!
(207 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
(70 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
(65 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...
May Ur future always shine...
Good Luck
(164 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
(1,766 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)Loading...Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely "BirthDay"
(241 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
(69 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
.
.
.
.
.
So beware!
99% are running around
without proper medication!!