Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Best Advice
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"Ignore Advices "
Life is too short to be
distracted by the opinions of others...
live it the way you want..!

People change for 2 reasons:
1-They have learned a lot,
or
they have been hurt too many times.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

"Miss me" or "Hate me",
Both are in my favour.

If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart.
If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind.

We need to teach our daughters
to know the difference between:

A man who flatters her
and
A man who complmements her,

A man who spends money on her
and
A man who invests in her

A man who views her as property
and
A man who views her properly

A man who lusts after her
and
A man who loves her,

A man who believes he's A gift to women,
and
A man who believes she's A gift to him.

And then we need to teach our sons to be that kind of man.

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D