Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
Hindi Wife SMS
Hindi Wife SMS / Text Messages
Husband - tum kon hoo ?
(68 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)
Loading...Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Murday say lipat kar roti hain
(38 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana...
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen...
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
(67 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
(62 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Wow! itni lambi celebration
(47 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Wo kia cheez hay
(93 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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