Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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Kuttey nay kaat liya tha
(71 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
Loading...Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...
Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
(105 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
(119 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
(62 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
A guy wrote on his facebook status
(24 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)Loading...A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...
Mehangi chiz on birthday
(39 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".
Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay
(69 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha