jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi.....
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa
(14 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
Loading...Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai
(11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)Loading...Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
1 ghar main twins paida howay
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja
(14 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."