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Indian film names if we replace dil with egg
(21 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
Loading...Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....
Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
(26 votes, average: 3.23 out of 5)Loading...Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
(14 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??
Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:
(16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
(21 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p
Jaa tu mera bhai hai
(18 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
(32 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Kiya lay ker ayai thay----?
Kiy lay kar jao gay...??
Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p