Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai'n
tumhari ho jaye'n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.

Har larki per nazar ;)

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Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

New mobile lia hay

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Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me

usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory

kuch bhi nahin hay:p

Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

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Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Khatarnak game

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Ek larki dosri se...!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main

Muqabla mumkin hay

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Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay

Kaun pagal hoga

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Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega