Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name

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Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?

Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

Apne pyar ko mat chupao

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Teri yaad mein humne

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Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

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Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.

Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

Subah 5 baje phansi

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d