Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages
Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
Loading...Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
Dosron ka time ....
(19 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
K
sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
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Boyfrnd
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Ghar
Ke
Bed room
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
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Sath
Wali
Gali
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Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
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Class
4th
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Teacher
Table
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Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
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Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page number 57
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Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
K
dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
(13 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
(11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D
Finding beautiful insnaan
(12 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!
Robot slapping on telling a lie
(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh¢â‚¬Â¦!!!:-)