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3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS

Teacher, student and kiss

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Kiss SMS

Aagar Raat Ko koi…

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Door ka Bhai

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Mansha Handsome

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

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Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

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Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS

Missed SMS

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

posted in Hindi Funny SMS



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