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Subzi Mandi ki tarha
Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!
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- Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe
- Apun bole tu charon taraf chand
- Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya
- Ap meri churi k nechay;)
- 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
- yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
- Hamain maaf farma
- Lips pe infection
- 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
- Gaon mein clinic khol lon
- Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â
- 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai
- Memon boss 2 worker
- Tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein
- ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai
- Promise Day Shayari in Hindi
- Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do
- Time bhi barha diya..!!
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- Balti bhar roh-e-afza
- 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta
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- Her bhikar k hath me mobile
- ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian
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- Boy and Girl in Hotel
Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Areyy yeh kia ? Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay EID MUBARAK :)
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...
Ey Allah! Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai Ey Allah! Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai Ey Allah! Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai Ey Allah! Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi […]
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."
Memon boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon. Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign ker donga.
"ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai, Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya, Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een, Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya, Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai, Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai. (Al-Mo'min; 64)
Hum rozana inbox kholte hain k hamare dost ne konsa sms bheija hai, lekin Kia hum qozana QURAN kholte hain? k ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai sochiya ga zaror
Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day
"Jab Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Baney Tou Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do, Allah Apne Bando'n K Barey Main Behtar Fesla Karny Wala Hay" Hazrat Ali (R.A)
TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!
. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...
75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!
CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti . 1 ¢â‚¬â€ Beti 2 - Mehman 3 - Barish 4 - Bemari
Phoolon ki wadi me Chaand ki chandni me Raat k saye me Aap is tarha soye'n K Aapki aankhon me Jo b khwab aaye Apki aankh khulny Sy pehly Wo tabeer hojae Gud night
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana