Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
kapkapatay hont....
larkharati Aawaz...
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai.....
Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
A guy wrote on his facebook status
A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
Mehangi chiz on birthday
Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!