chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.
Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.
Hindi Funny SMS
Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages
Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
Loading...Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Car k indicators
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...1 pathan dusre se:
"Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?"
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
(13 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
King of SMS
(27 votes, average: 2.96 out of 5)Loading...Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS
Araam farma rahay hain:)
Benefits of Load shedding
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Load shedding k fawa'id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.