Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
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9 0 per 1 mahajir
(11 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray ...
Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai
(59 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Band hotel huey pathanon k
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano'n k
Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye'n
Band hotel huey pathano'n k :p
T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?
(233 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Zara dholki bjao gorioo
(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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"zara dholki bjao gorioo"
Cricket ground, girlfriends & players
(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.
Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
"knock out" Hota hai,
Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
"run out"
Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
"catch out"
G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
"lbw out"
Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
"stamp out"
Or kuch pedaishi "clean bold"
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.
Balti bhar roh-e-afza
(12 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...