Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai....
So keep smiling .... to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo... sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
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anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
(20 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
Loading...anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
God ko miss call karna hai
(24 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?"
Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai....
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Hindi Funny SMS / Urdu Funny SMS collection contains funny sms in hindi, funny hindi sms jokes , free funny hindi sms, funny sms in Urdu, funny Urdu sms jokes , free funny Urdu sms.
chand or taray tornay gayee
(16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye......
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k....
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
Aafat ke syrup ho tum
(15 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai
(18 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.
adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????