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Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho
Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
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- aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
- Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
- Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....
- Memon ka beta & girl friend
- What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
- 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
- Larki ki maa mang lon:p
- Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
- Agar dada ashiq na hota
- Boy: BUS aur LARKI
- Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
- Dil udaas hoota hay
- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
- Kaam sadiyon ka hai...
- Benefits of Load shedding
- 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha
- Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota
- Jo jita wo sikandar
- 1 pathan airhostess se
- Hum apko good night kahne aate
- Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf
- is zindagi se tu mout achi
- Ik larki thi deewani si
- Deepak mein agar noor na hota
- Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho
- Samandar k kinaray baitha kero
- Yeh mobile kis ka hay?
- Hamari qismat to taron jaisi hai
- Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!
hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es […]
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
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Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p
Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai teri yad aise me boht aati hai chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai
Load shedding k fawa'id: Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi. Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving. Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to
jo jita wo sikandar jo haare wo jail ke Ander, jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi, jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi..... ***** ((@..@)) ( * )
1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"
Deepak mein agar noor na hota, Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota, Hum apko good night kahne aate, Agar apka ghar itna door na hota. Good night & have sweet dream¢â‚¬Â¦!
20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf
Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!
Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?
deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"
Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho wo nakam nahin hota, Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain duniya walon se wabista hon. .....Think....
Samandar k kinaray baitha kero, Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi, qismat na badli to kia howa, kam say kam...... Shakal hi dhul jaye gi (Good Morning)
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Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai, hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.
Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon, Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho aur sub ko wish karo. . . "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"